[ The further they walked, the less he needed to lean on her. In fact, he had the attention to spare to give some of those who stared at them a brilliant, shit-eating grin. This is all going awfully easily, all things considered, though, perhaps he should be waiting for the other shoe to drop? Ah, but for right now he isn't worrying quite yet. ]

It isn't? [ Feigned shock goes here. ]

Well that's definitely going to ruin everything about spending a night at my girlfriend's place for the first time.